What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

Maybe leave out

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?